Chat reblogged from The Comic Relief with 50,436 notes
when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
- Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
- Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
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Photo reblogged from Emma Claire with 22,819 notes
Holy F——
The cavemen have the phonebox.
Why does he keep going to Utah?
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Photo reblogged from Bunny Food with 55,374 notes
(via tastefullyoffensive:happletea)
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Photo reblogged from Emma Claire with 17,948 notes
Bennett and I text about stuffed animals.
love it!
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The three wise men brought spinach artichoke dip and a case of Miller High LIfe talls.
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